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Online Guest: Marie Jasinski
Real Audio Broadcast (PCETA, SA conference)
Exploring Online Usage Patterns:
Delivery Vehicle, Construction Site or Introduction Agency
Characters of Alcazar
Sister Marie Psychic ·
Spitting Camel ·
Sue Shi ·
The Webcast ·
Sister Marie Psychic:
She solves all problems!
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MEDITATIONS FOR PSYCHICS WHO DO TOO MUCH, July
27th.
SISTER MARIE, SUPERPSYCHIC
Watch out for the camel - it slimes the head who feeds it.
WHAT?
NEVER!
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Word Therapy
You are overusing your neo-cortex. Don't get think rot. Go limbic -
TRY THIS VIRTUAL POETRY! Drag and drop. It hooks you in and you forget
everything else!
- Psychic Chook therapy
Spitting Camel (he's a CAMELeon):
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Camel Sliming
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Camel Slag
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Camel Drool
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Camel Hat (Haute Couture from CAMELot)
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- Spitty's rellies (one hump or two)
- Subtleties of Camel Therapy:
Camel DROOL is not to be confused with the other forms of camel therapy. To quote from the camel himself:
I'll let you into the subtleties of spitting:
SLIMING: is reserved for spit analysis - bright green - it looks like bile which you see ejected in the Alcazar back blocks after a REALLY BAD hangover following a night on the moonshine. I won't say who!!! I'd be out of a job.
SLAGGING: is reserved for your enemies - muddy brown - it looks like diluted sewage and smells like it too. I'm a legend for my slag!
DRIBBLING: is what happens when you're hungry - almost opaque with a green tinge - good for emulsifying cud.
DROOLING: for special occasions and an expression of endearment - a sea blue in colour - very rare.
Sue Shi:
Complete with portable Karaoke Bar. Sent in this photo as part of her CV.
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First published August 5, 1999. Last modified August 6, 1999.
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